George Bush is a Jew

Bush, December 4, 2001:
I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower -- the TV was obviously on, and I use to fly myself, and I said, "There's one terrible pilot." And I said, "It must have been a horrible accident." But I was whisked off there -- I didn't have much time to think about it, and I was sitting in the classroom, and Andy Card, my chief who was sitting over here walked in and said, "A second plane has hit the tower. America's under attack."
(The White House - has been removed. web.archive.org - CNN)

January 2002:
well, first of all, when we walked into the classroom, I had seen this plane fly into the first building. There was a TV set on. And you know, I thought it was pilot error and I was amazed that anybody could make such a terrible mistake. And something was wrong with the plane, or - anyway, I'm sitting there, listening to the briefing, and Andy Card came and said, 'America is under attack.' And in the meantime, this teacher was going on about the curriculum, and I was thinking about what it meant for America to be under attack. It was an amazing thought. But I made up my mind that if America was under attack, we'd get them.
(The White House - has been removed. web.archive.org)

Despite the fact that the first plane crash wasn't shown live on television, George Bush watched a big explosion in the World Trade Center and said (out loud?): "There's one terrible pilot."

I'd say, "There's one terrible script!"

Bush was talking to himself about this pilot, wondering what he had been drinking, but he was whisked off by the others who didn't think this explosion was amazing either, and Bush had to stop thinking about the pilot.

Despite the earpiece in the president's ear, Andy Card does his act, runs in and whispers "America is under attack!"

Bush figured everything immediately. He understood that Osama Bin Laden had hijacked some planes and crashed them into WTC and that the pilot wasn't drunk, but suicidal. He went into a sweet world of dreams thinking: "This is fabulous! Now I can be a hero! Now I can finally save the world..."

Only Jews have reasons to lie about 9-11. Therefore, George Bush is a Jew.

Jewish Eric Hufschmid claims to suspect that George Bush might have been blackmailed into lying by the use of dancing girls as bait:

George Bush asked about advanced knowledge of 9/11

John Kerry is a Jew too

For the past 15 years or so, Kerry says, he knew his paternal grandmother was probably Jewish...

But he said he did not know, until informed by the Globe earlier this year, that his grandfather was a Czech Jew...
The Globe

The Globe: "Hey, Kerry, you're a Jew!"

John Kerry: "Oh, really? Then I guess I can continue to lie about 9/11, then. With good conscience..."

John Kerry babbling about a wall
when asked about WTC 7

Barack Obama - also a Jew

According to Obama Al-Qaeda took credit for 9/11. This is not an opinion to be debated, he says, but a fact:

The FOX Jews say that Obama is a muslim. The CNN Jews say that this is not true.

They all know he is a Jew.